The Red Velvet cupcake was so good that um, I had another.
I snuck up on the cupcake table in stealth mode. I didn’t go straight over. I talked to one group, talked to another group, did a side samba over to the table and quick as a jackrabbit, made my move!
I grabbed the Barbie Cupcake, did a graceful pirouette away and scurried off to the corner where I hid my face from the crowd and savored my ill-gotten gains.
I barely made it through the second cupcake. I felt a little green. But, I persisted (insert clapping and crowd cheers here). And, it was good.
My diet starts tomorrow.