I hope you had (are still having!) a fantastic holiday with your loved ones. My family is a bit spread out this holiday:
For Christmas I would like a huge pack of gel pans and a CD player. Is it true that if people don’t believe in you that they will get reindeer poop? Please write me on the back. Please.
Thank you for the shortbread and candy cane. The reindeer also liked your treat – very thoughtful. I’m sorry you didn’t visit me this year, however, because your request is very late.
People who don’t believe get a life without mystery for Christmas. Reindeer poop is rare.